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Post by Alex 8/3/2010, 2:27 pm

So this woman comes in and wants to buy another tracfone to replace her current phone. I proceed to educate her on the different phones we carry from tracfone, and she sounds like she flunked elementary school. She had the vocabulary of a two year old and was wicked ignant (yes, ignant). She keeps mentioning that she wants something simple and easy to use. I then told her that tracfones in general are some of the easiest phones to use, and that I could show her how to use it after she buys one. Then...this happened...

Lady: Oh that would be great but it's not for me. It's for my 82 year father-in-law and it's impossible to explain anything to him.
Me: Well if he knew he how to use the old one, he'll be able to use any of the ones we have in stock.
Lady: He couldn't use that one though. He's never been able to use that phone or any phone he's ever had.
(I'm wondering why she wants another phone at this point if that's the case)
Me: You could get something like the jitterbug which is a little easier to use.
Lady: I don't think he'll be able to use that either. You see, he's artistic. If he wasn't so artistic, I could probably show him how to use it.

I started to laugh at that point because she keeps saying "he's artistic" repeatedly, and I couldn't hold it in. She eventually left and we proceeded to make fun of her for 10 minutes and still call stupid people artistic. It's great fun. For example, "that lady was even more artistic than her father-in-law."

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Post by Pulski 8/3/2010, 2:34 pm

Are you sure she didn't say/mean autistic?
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Post by Alex 8/3/2010, 2:36 pm

That was the joke lol. She kept saying artistic, but meant autistic. She said it like 20 times, so I know she didn't just slip up once. She really thinks artistic people are autistic lol.

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Post by Pulski 8/3/2010, 3:36 pm

That is... pretty special. Laughing
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Post by Alex 8/3/2010, 4:06 pm

Tell me about it. Your avatar is so epic btw.

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Post by Pulski 8/3/2010, 5:35 pm

It is also the wallpaper on my phone. Cool
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Post by JobraCommander 8/3/2010, 9:55 pm

I have a feeling he meant your sig, either way its awesome. I want to see your car.

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Post by Alex 8/3/2010, 10:42 pm

That's awesome too, but I meant his avatar. It makes him seem way happier than he is IRL lol.

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Post by Pulski 9/3/2010, 11:31 am

JobraCommander wrote:I have a feeling he meant your sig, either way its awesome. I want to see your car.

The front bumper is a bit banged up at the moment, but it's still a fun ride. Smile Way quicker than the old one.
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Post by Alex 9/3/2010, 1:05 pm

we're free next week...ill school you with my 130 horses...lol

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Post by Pulski 9/3/2010, 1:24 pm

I have a normal work schedule, but I'm around. Laughing

This one's over 300 and walks STi's. Wink
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Post by JobraCommander 9/3/2010, 2:24 pm

Suck my Safari! HP-190, Torque-250, 0-60 in 11.5 sec., 4.3 Liters, 6 Cyl WOO! 15-17 mpg pale

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Post by TedBehr 9/3/2010, 7:00 pm

JobraCommander wrote:Suck my Safari! HP-190, Torque-250, 0-60 in 11.5 sec., 4.3 Liters, 6 Cyl WOO! 15-17 mpg pale

Mine gets better gas milage...does that mean I win? Lol Endurance race!

- Alex not ted

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Post by JobraCommander 9/3/2010, 9:11 pm

TedBehr wrote:
JobraCommander wrote:Suck my Safari! HP-190, Torque-250, 0-60 in 11.5 sec., 4.3 Liters, 6 Cyl WOO! 15-17 mpg pale

Mine gets better gas milage...does that mean I win? Lol Endurance race!

- Alex not ted

I sacrifice speed and fuel economy for cargo space. I'm strongly considering some sort of motorcyle/dirtbike for getting around on the day to day.

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Post by Sam 9/3/2010, 11:34 pm

40 mpg highway. just saying. I've been going 2 weeks between fillips lately, and thats with a 13 gallon tank.
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Post by JobraCommander 10/3/2010, 12:15 am

Sam wrote:40 mpg highway. just saying. I've been going 2 weeks between fillips lately, and thats with a 13 gallon tank.

I'd say I do about a full tank every week/week and a half. SUPER SAD FACE. Thats 23 gallons of fail.

Oh, by the way. gas in Greenfield is a full $.20 cheaper than in South Deerfield. Just a little fyi.

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Post by JobraCommander 10/3/2010, 12:16 am

Holy shit, I think that is the first time a thread has gone over one page.

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Post by Sam 10/3/2010, 12:35 am

NEW RECORD!
2 pages per thread!
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Post by Pulski 10/3/2010, 11:14 am

JobraCommander wrote:
TedBehr wrote:
JobraCommander wrote:Suck my Safari! HP-190, Torque-250, 0-60 in 11.5 sec., 4.3 Liters, 6 Cyl WOO! 15-17 mpg pale

Mine gets better gas milage...does that mean I win? Lol Endurance race!

- Alex not ted

I sacrifice speed and fuel economy for cargo space. I'm strongly considering some sort of motorcyle/dirtbike for getting around on the day to day.

My hatch fit a dining room table in the back, laying flat and I get 23-25 mpg... although I have to run 93 Octane, which offsets that a bit. Gotta love a car that gets mid 20s mpg, can still do 0-100 in 13.5 seconds / a 1/4 mile and has a ton of space.

That said, I'm hoping to get a bike again this year. Nothing fancy, just something that'll get me around and get silly gas mileage.
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Post by Alex 10/3/2010, 2:34 pm

Motorcycle = getting laid. Just sayin'. Also, Sam, I love for the "I'm posting my balls off" thing. You're full of win.

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Post by Sam 10/3/2010, 2:46 pm

Thank you, the forums just HAD to have a slogan.
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Post by Alex 10/3/2010, 2:49 pm

Best. Slogan. EVER! and omg are those ninja's stealing pulski's car?! AND his diamonds?!

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